Watch 31

Today I finally got around to doing my laundry for the first time since quarantine began, so I’m feeling pretty productive. I’m coming into this watch pumped. I have a fresh cup of tea. I’m ready to see some sharks!

• My top three theories for how Morris got rich currently are: online poker player, bitcoin, or he designed the exclusive “I’m the CEO of a major game development company and I’ve got to wear something during my E3 presentation that makes me look professional, but still cool and relatable to the attendees” clothing line.
• “Looks Heroic” and “Walks Fast” have now been added to the special skills section of my resume.
• Jason Statham steps off the helicopter in comfy pants and a hoodie over a light sweater (clothes not suited for the heat and humidity of Thailand). So my question is, did he just have those lying around, or did Mac bring him a brand new outfit?
• And now I want a version of The Meg where Statham never changes out of his Thailand clothes. It would add a real Escape to Margaritaville vibe to the whole movie.
• Oh my god. Escape to Megaritaville.
• “Can I have a minute with Jonas?”
  Zhang, thinking his daughter might want a little more than just a minute: “Sure 👀👀👀”
• Pippin the Dog is listed among the cast on IMDb. Her real name is “Kelly the Dog”

Rating: Hell Yeah!

Date: May 4, 2020