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This movie offers some entertaining “which character would you be” scenarios:

• You’re stranded in a mini-sub on the bottom of the ocean. Do you:
  1. Write a letter to your wife because you’re the only POC on this ship so you know your ass is toast.
  2. Start yanking wires until the ship regains power because you refuse to die until at least half-way through the movie.
  3. Accidentally impale yourself on a screwdriver.
• Your team of scientists are trapped at the bottom of the ocean. Do you:
  1. Weigh the pros and cons of all rescue options until you decide to handle it yourself.
  2. Remain silent because this is way beyond your pay-grade.
  3. Outsource your problems and helicopter-in an alcoholic.
• An even bigger shark just destroyed your boat. How do you deal with this new curve-ball life has thrown your way?:
  1. Use this time to phone for rescue (something you really should have done a lot sooner).
  2. Swim for the escape boat and save yourself. However everyone saw you do it so you’re going to have to pretend like saving everyone was always part of your plan.
  3. Blame Jason Statham.
• You’re trying to set up your recently single friend with Jason Statham. Do you:
  1. Tell your friend about his own failed marriage so it levels the playing field a little.
  2. Try to convince Statham (your ex-husband) that the megalodon might be huge but life is short and you gotta give love a chance one of these days.
  3. Just straight up ask Statham to be your dad.

Rating: Just Keep Swimming

Date: April 22, 2020