Watch 21

The 20th watch ended up being so fun and engaging that I’m worried this watch will never be able to compare. On an unrelated note, quarantine just got extended to May in Colorado so guess who’s shaving their head tomorrow.

• This movie doesn’t feel complete anymore without Dark Side of the Moon
• The characters marveling at the live feed of the bottom of the ocean has the same energy as my family getting a tour of my new apartment via Zoom call
• Jason Statham’s Thailand residence is decorated like he’s just two days into playing Animal Crossing: mismatched furniture and mostly empty except for one random mask hanging on the wall
• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I would rather die having the air ripped from my lungs in the cold abyss of space than die via a shark attack at the bottom of the ocean
• “Hit it again” – At least Morris respects and enforces the Double-Tap
• I can’t believe it’s taken me 21 watches to say this, but that kid on the beach (rightfully listed as “Awesome Kid on Beach” on IMDb) literally stole the show for me when I first saw this movie in theaters

Rating: Just Keep Swimming

Date: April 24, 2020