Once these watches are over I’m going to have so much free time to terraform my island on Animal Crossing.
- Whenever people bring up The Meg I feel like I’ll be sent into some kind of feral or dissociative state.
- Shoutout to the boatman’s sweet denim vest at 17:27.
- “This is what Toshi would have wanted” – Do we know that for sure? Because from the limited time we spent with Toshi, he enthusiastically declared that “sex, food, power, and money” were some of him main sim traits. “For my death to be used as a means of motivating my friends to hunt and capture a giant shark,” wasn’t on that list…
- Mac no longer brings me joy.
- New theory as to why Lori and Statham got divorced:
- Lori kept hogging all the blankets and Statham was tired of waking up in the middle of the night freezing cold because his wife stole the covers again. Guys deserve to feel warm and cozy too, Lori!
Rating: I Wouldn't Get In There
Date: May 19, 2020