Watch 7: The Spill Count

“Welcome to the Spill Count, where we tally up the klutzes in all our favorite horror movies!”

Today we’re focusing on all the different times these clumsy characters fell off boats during The Meg.

• Jaxx takes our first spill after a rogue crane knocks them off the ship.
• The Wall takes the next spill when yet another crane knocks him in after Jaxx.
• The Wall gives us a Two for the Price of One deal when he promptly falls off the boat again (hope that doesn’t come back to bite him later).
• There must have been a GroupOn deal going on, because shortly after, Jaxx, DJ, Morris, Zhang, Mac, Heller, & Suyin all fall in. (Statham jumps in on his own).
• Morris makes a beautiful backwards somersault spill off the back of a speedboat.
• (I will not be counting the wedding party since they all jumped in of their own free will).
• 29 people visibly fell off the various floating rafts during the beach attack scene.
• DJ, Meiying, Mac, Jaxx, and Lori all fall from their boat before a helicopter crashed on board.

Spill Count: 42

Rating: I Wouldn't Shouldn't Get In There

Date: April 10, 2020