Watch 8

I need you to know that at this point, my roommate still doesn’t know I’m watching The Meg every day. We’re still getting to know each other (which is a weird experience when you’re literally in quarantine together) and that’s just not something I need her to know I’m capable of.

• This movie would have been funnier if they just tranqed Jason Statham in Thailand and dragged his unconscious ass back to the research base.
• “Hey Mickey” no longer brings me joy.
• Just kidding. That song’ll never get old.
• It has bothered me every single watch, but why was that hallway (pictured above) closed off/filled with stuff?? Were they repainting???
• The real question is: was Pippin the dog named after the Broadway musical, or the hobbit?

Rating: I Wouldn't Get In There

Date: April 11, 2020